Meet Sparky!
I went to the car dealership on Tuesday with my tail between my legs, ready to beg. It was time. I was 8000 miles over the lease limit and had a large crack in my back bumper. I had been dreading this for months, but I needed a car and it was time to girl up to the task. "What do you like about your car? Do you want to buy it or are you looking for a new car?" "I hate this car, everything about it, but if my only option is to buy it, I will." "What?......Why do you hate it?" "First my ex husband bought this exact same fucking car two weeks after I did and it ruined it for me. Second it has a large blind spot and I keep slicing my right passenger side tire on the curb because I can't see it. And third I am 8000 miles over my lease AND I have a big crack on my back bumper." " Oh..............Let me look into this for you." And the wait began. I took out my book. Three chapters and 100 pages later he returned with th...